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By Eddie Campbell

"This booklet is a hilarious romp of real existence (unfortunately). learn it and get ready in your subsequent date."—James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling writer, Talking to Heaven

"Every tale is the reality and each fair second is a hilarious trip! It's as though you're hearing your ally at a espresso store and staring at a stand—up take command of the degree. You won't be disenchanted as you trip this refreshingly humorous highway of 'horrible dates!'"—Debra Wilson, actress/comedian, MADtv

"Eddie's booklet is an emotional catharsis for someone who has ever come domestic from one terrible date and puzzled, What the hell was once that? This ebook is laugh–out–loud hilarious and intensely good written."—Chad Allen, author, manufacturer, actor, activist

What i must let you know during this publication will appear nearly unreal. yet you'll need to continue reminding your self that those are genuine actual dates.

• for everybody who can empathize and is familiar with what it's prefer to be on at hire one crappy date, this ebook is for you.
• for everybody who wishes that dinner again or sat via a run of the mill, terrible motion picture in simple terms to figure out that the individual you have been with used to be an entire and utter tsunami, this ebook is for you.

For every body else, buckle your seat belt and switch off your cellphone, simply because a tremendous automobile ruin is set to start.

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He felt humiliated, rejected and wanted to leave, but I gather he stayed and after a few pints felt better. What he now realises is that there could have been a number of reasons why this girl turned him down. She might have been expecting a jealous boyfriend to arrive any minute; she could have been married; maybe she felt ill; maybe it was the wrong time of the month; maybe she’d broken the heel of one of her shoes; or maybe she was just unpleasant and bad mannered and therefore he was better off without her!

A useful tip I was once told is to go and brush your teeth with toothpaste every time you feel the urge to eat a box of chocolates or a similar treat - I tried it and it really does work. Check that you aren’t eating as a displacement activity. Often it’s easier to head for the fridge than do something you’re not looking forward to. Write a list each day of the things that you need to do and cross each item off as you do it. Seeing the list diminish will spur you on and give you enormous encouragement.

Rejection is a fact of life; it is how you cope with it that is important. One friend of mine still shudders when he remembers a night at his local nightclub. He saw a girl he thought was gorgeous, plucked up his courage and squeezed past a 52 Getting a Date line of ten of her girlfriends all sitting close together, to ask her for a dance. ’ and turned away. He then had to turn round and squeeze past the ten girlfriends who were by now all looking at him with curiosity and suspicion, and he retreated to the bar.

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